February 2012
60 posts
I think there are tons of different realities. Sometimes you can get there by...
– Andrew VanWyngarden (via russianinthecity)
timelordy-teganbreann:
therandommistress:
especiallygoodfinder:
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
I THINK I’M LAUGHING TO AVOID SCREAMING
holy mother of god
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH